1. When you know ahead of time you will be late for something, at least 5 things will happen to make you even later.
2. Being in a hurry always makes me forget things. (5 additional trips into the house to gather forgotten items.)
3. Hydroplaning does happen (luckily not to us.)
4. Hydroplaning causes major accidents on the freeway (5 car pile up, one upside down.)
5. Lots of emergency vehicles have to pass to get to major accidents on the freeway.
6. If your child has recently eaten an orange, his puke doesn't smell quite as bad as normal puke.
7. Nothing is on sale when you have to emergency shop for clothes on Sunday at Shopko for a child covered with puke.
8. It is better to shop for clothing not on sale than to have to clean up puke all over the van.
9. Putting the wrong address into your phone will not get you to your desired destination if you follow the directions it gives you.
10. Tempers may get a little heated after too many things go wrong on your way to anything.
11. Spending a good time with family can make up for a lot of things that have gone wrong.